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So everything is just a pile of barely working code added on top\nof previously written barely working code. It keeps growing in\nsize and complexity, diminishing any chance for a change.\n\nTo have a healthy ecosystem you need to go back and revisit. You\nneed to occasionally throw stuff away and replace it with better\nstuff.\n\n - Nikita Tonsky, 2018-09-17\n blog post on tonsky.me\n ("Software Disenchantment") So everything is just a pile of barely working code added on top\nof previously written barely working code. It keeps growing in\nsize and complexity, diminishing any chance for a change.\n\nTo have a healthy ecosystem you need to go back and revisit. You\nneed to occasionally throw stuff away and replace it with better\nstuff.\n\n - Nikita Tonsky, 2018-09-17\n blog post on tonsky.me\n ("Software Disenchantment")
There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution. There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
Unix is mature OS, windows is still in diapers and they smell badly\n\n - Rafael Skodlar <raffi@linwin.com> Unix is mature OS, windows is still in diapers and they smell badly\n\n - Rafael Skodlar <raffi@linwin.com>
Hello Jeffrey,\n\nUnfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer\npositions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work\nwith our database schema\n\n - @yephph, 2020-04-12 on Twitter Hello Jeffrey,\n\nUnfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer\npositions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work\nwith our database schema\n\n - @yephph@twitter.com, 2020-04-12
He's making a table\nSorting it twice\nHe's gonna `SELECT NAMES FROM CHILDREN WHERE BEHAVIOR = 'nice';`\nSanta Claus just learned SQL He's making a table\nSorting it twice\nHe's gonna `SELECT NAMES FROM CHILDREN WHERE BEHAVIOR = 'nice';`\nSanta Claus just learned SQL
I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse\nthan first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran,\nbut then I suspect all fortran programs look like 'firsts')\n\n - Olaf Kirch I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse\nthan first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran,\nbut then I suspect all fortran programs look like 'firsts')\n\n - Olaf Kirch
I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated\nDevelopment That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you.\n\n - Vance Petree, Virginia Power I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated\nDevelopment That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you.\n\n - Vance Petree, Virginia Power
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How do I type "for i in *.dvi do xdvi $i done" in a GUI?\n\n - Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc How do I type "for i in *.dvi do xdvi $i done" in a GUI?\n\n - Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc
"If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong."\n\n - Norm Schryer "If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong."\n\n - Norm Schryer
Your karma check for today:\nThere once was a user that whined\nHis existing OS was so blind\nHe'd do better to pirate\nAn OS that ran great\nBut found that his hardware declined.\nPlease don't steal Mac OS\nReally, that's way uncool.\n(C) Apple Computer, Inc. Your karma check for today:\nThere once was a user that whined\nHis existing OS was so blind\nHe'd do better to pirate\nAn OS that ran great\nBut found that his hardware declined.\nPlease don't steal Mac OS\nReally, that's way uncool.\n(C) Apple Computer, Inc.
In 10 years we went from "Rust will never replace C and C++" to\n"New C/C++ should not be written anymore, and you should use\nRust." Good job.\n\n - dpc_pw on lobste.rs

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PLYADES I'll take care of you.\nORESTES It's rotten work.\nPLYADES Not to me. Not if it's you.\n\n - Anne Carson, Euripides PLYADES I'll take care of you.\nORESTES It's rotten work.\nPLYADES Not to me. Not if it's you.\n\n - Anne Carson, Euripides
me: good night darling. I'm so happy to be able to fall asleep\nnext to you\n\nmy gf: *already rotating like a kebab to ensure maximum duvet\ntheft*\n\n - @davideastUK, Twitter. me: good night darling. I'm so happy to be able to fall asleep\nnext to you\n\nmy gf: *already rotating like a kebab to ensure maximum duvet\ntheft*\n\n - @davideastUK@twitter.com
<sawasawako>\nidc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other\n\nand yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for emotional\nburden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to\nyou, is not dependent on how easy you make it for me to love you.\ni don't value you for how little trouble you cause me. i want to\nlearn how to take you for who you are, instead of who i want you\nto be or who i think you should be\n\n<starrbear>\nThe measure of any relationship should not be whether loving\nsomeone is work, but whether it is work that you are glad to do.\n\n - tumblr exchange <sawasawako>\nidc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other\n\nand yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for emotional\nburden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to\nyou, is not dependent on how easy you make it for me to love you.\ni don't value you for how little trouble you cause me. i want to\nlearn how to take you for who you are, instead of who i want you\nto be or who i think you should be\n\n<starrbear>\nThe measure of any relationship should not be whether loving\nsomeone is work, but whether it is work that you are glad to do.\n\n - tumblr exchange
I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body,\nthe sovereign nose of your arrogant face,\nI want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,\n - Pablo Neruda I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body,\nthe sovereign nose of your arrogant face,\nI want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,\n - Pablo Neruda