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+So everything is just a pile of barely working code added\non top of previously written barely working code. It keeps\ngrowing in size and complexity, diminishing any chance for\na change.\n\nTo have a healthy ecosystem you need to go back and revisit.\nYou need to occasionally throw stuff away and replace it with\nbetter stuff.\n\n	- Nikita Tonsky, 2018-09-17\n	  blog post on tonsky.me\n	  ("Software Disenchantment")
+There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
+Unix is mature OS, windows is still in diapers and they smell badly\n\n	- Rafael Skodlar <raffi@linwin.com>
+Hello Jeffrey,\n\nUnfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer\npositions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work\nwith our database schema\n\n	- @yephph, 2020-04-12 on Twitter
+He's making a table\nSorting it twice\nHe's gonna `SELECT NAMES FROM CHILDREN WHERE BEHAVIOR = 'nice';`\nSanta Claus just learned SQL
+I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse\nthan first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran,\nbut then I suspect all fortran programs look like 'firsts')\n\n	- Olaf Kirch
+I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated\nDevelopment That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you.\n\n	- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
+Electron is just Flash for the desktop.
+With a GUI, that "undo" button is always an option. But in real\nlife, you can't *unmake* a mistake. Sure, you can *recover*\nfrom a mistake, but you are always going to have to do some\nscrambling, my friend, and if you are at least halfway\nintelligent, you will definitely think twice about trying that\nagain, or at least trying it *that way* again. You don't want\nto jump through all those hoops again, so you think about your\nend goal and try to develop a better workflow for next time.\n\nThe command line, in short, makes you think. It makes you plan,\nit makes you think about the end goal, it makes you remember\npast failures. The command line makes you think about *outcomes*.\n\n	- Kenneth John Odle, the codex
+How do I type "for i in *.dvi do xdvi $i done" in a GUI?\n\n	- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc
+"If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong."\n\n	- Norm Schryer
+Your karma check for today:\nThere once was a user that whined\nHis existing OS was so blind\nHe'd do better to pirate\nAn OS that ran great\nBut found that his hardware declined.\nPlease don't steal Mac OS\nReally, that's way uncool.\n(C) Apple Computer, Inc.

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+.........    Escape the 'Gates' of Hell\n  `:::'                  .......  ......\n   :::  *                  `::.    ::'\n   ::: .::  .:.::.  .:: .::  `::. :'\n   :::  ::   ::  ::  ::  ::    :::.\n   ::: .::. .::  ::.  `::::. .:'  ::.\n...:::.....................::'   .::::..\n	-- William E. Roadcap
+Win95 is not a virus; a virus does something.
+In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.\nThen how come people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?\n\n	- Hasse Skrifvars <hasku@rost.abo.fi>
+Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that\nit was good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he\ndownloaded GNU's unix tools ported to DOS and installed them.\nHe rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd happily for many days, and upon finding\nelvis, he vi'd and was happy. After a long day at work (on a Unix\nbox) he came home, started editing a file, and couldn't figure\nout why he couldn't suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do a compile.\n\n	- Erik Troan <ewt@tipper.oit.unc.edu>
+When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people\njust stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the\nsystem, *for free*."\n\n	- Linus Torvalds
+By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing\nsince sliced bread.\n\n	- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
+/*\n * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the\n * maximum possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something\n * other than TCP to talk to the University of Mars.\n * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once\n * implemented ftp to mars will work nicely\n */\n\n	- /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c\n	  concerning round trip times
+MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight--it took over ten\nyears of careful development\n\n	- <dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca>
+"No manual is ever necessary."\nMay I politely interject here: BULLSHIT. That's the biggest\nApple lie of all!\n\n	- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc

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+PLYADES		I'll take care of you.\nORESTES		It's rotten work.\nPLYADES		Not to me. Not if it's you.\n\n	- Anne Carson, Euripides
+me: good night darling. I'm so happy to be able to fall asleep\nnext to you\n\nmy gf: *already rotating like a kebab  to ensure maximum duvet\ntheft*\n\n	- @davideastUK, Twitter.
+<sawasawako>\nidc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other\n\nand yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for emotional\nburden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to\nyou, is not dependent on how easy you make it for me to love you.\ni don't value you for how little trouble you cause me. i want to\nlearn how to take you for who you are, instead of who i want you\nto be or who i think you should be\n\n<starrbear>\nThe measure of any relationship should not be whether loving\nsomeone is work, but whether it is work that you are glad to do.\n\n	- tumblr exchange
+I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovel body,\nthe sovereign nose of your arrogant face,\nI want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,\n	- Pablo Neruda

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+Oh, just one more thing...\n\n	- Columbo
+You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here].
+Don't Panic!

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+the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as\n"there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me.\n"megamediacongolmerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year"\nis a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion\ndollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one\nbillion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have.\nit's an infuriating perversion of the truth.\n\n	- strawberry-bundae, tumblr post
+I'm tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes.\nI'm tired of being talked about like I'm not here.\nI'm tired of being a political token. Tired of being under\nscrutiny for no reason. Tired of being presumed guilty until\nproven innocent. Tired of being used as a cudgel to put down\nother trans people. I'm tired of having to constantly be on my\nbest behavior lest someone decide to ruin my life over some\ninsignificant slight. And I'm tired, most of all, because the\npeople who do all this stuff also surround themselves with legions\nof sycophants who'll constantly jerk them off about how good and\nwoke and progressive they are and about how the big scary\nhysterical ****** is just being mean for no reason.\n\nI'm tired. I just wanna play video games and read books about\nelves. I didn't sign up for whatever the fuck this is.\n\n	- natalieironside, tumblr post.
+> The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the\n> theatre, the dance hall, the public-house; the less you think,\n> love, theorize, paint, sing, fence, etc., the more you save—the\n> greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will\n> devour—your capital. The less you are, the more you have; the\n> less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated\n> life—the greater is the store of your estranged being.\n\n	- Karl Marx, Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts or 1844

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+not to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being sincere on the\ninternet, but your presence matters to people & your absence\nis felt in ways you couldn't possibly realize\n\ni have a standing bi-weekly appointment for a medical treatment,\nand i ended up missing a few appointments in a row for various\nreasons. and when i came back to the infusion center earlier this\nweek, the nurses couldn't stop saying they really missed me &\nwere wondering why i hadn't been in\n\nit had never occurred to me that i was anything more than a job\nduty to them. it never occurred to me that they'd miss seeing me,\neven though i know that i miss seeing regular library patrons &\nwonder where they are when they're away. i just never put two &\ntwo together that way\n\nso yes, people would realize if you disappeared off the face of\nthe earth tomorrow. yes, people smile to themselves when you walk\nin the door. yes, your presence matters to far more people than\nyou realize.\n\n	- storybookprincess, 2022-10-05 on tumblr.
+you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont\nknow when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive\nthat ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day\nis coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming,\nand you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach\nthat day\n\n	- comfortfrogblog, 2022-08-05 on tumblr.
+I am a mosaic of everyone I have ever known and loved and touched\nand I find fragments of them in my playlists and how I make my\ntea. we may not know each other any more but we will stay connected\nlike this. I hope a fragment of me is with you too.\n\n	- berecovered, 2022-10 on tumblr.
+<wholeheartedsuggestions>\neventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want\nto live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a\nlife you want to live. just gotta start there.\n<duckbunny>\none day you think: I want to die.\n\nand then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I\nwant a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.\n\nand "I want to die" turns day by day into I want to go home, I\nwant to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to\nsit in the sun\n\nI want a cleaner kitchen\n\nI want a better job\n\nI want to live somewhere else.\n\n*I want to live*\n\n	- tumblr exchange
+And there will come a day when you suddenly go, *oh*. That's\nwhy. That's why it was worth living and sticking around. I\nunderstand.\n\nAnd then the moment passes, and you might forget again. But\nthat's okay, because life is an abundance of such moments. They\nwill come back <3\n\n	- sunrisethoughts02, 2023-06-08 on tumblr

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+BE GAY DO CRIME!
+"Can you write in it that I said thank you to gay people"\n\n	- Gianni Matragrano, ULTRAKILL credits
+> I'd like to see the gay revolution get started... If a\n> transvestite doesn't say "I'm gay and I'm proud and I'm a\n> transvestite," then nobody else is going to hop up there and\n> say "I'm gay and I'm proud and I'm a transvestite" for them.\n\n	- Marsha P Johnson, Stonewall Rioter
+"No pride for some of us without liberation for all of us."\n\n	- Marsha P Johnson, Stonewall Rioter
+Trans rights are human rights!

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+1.1 INTRODUCTION: THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS OF\n    THE PERFECT GAS\n\n	Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying\nstatistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul\nEhrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it\nis our turn to study statistical mechanics.\n\n	- David L. Goodstein, States of Matter

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+When I kill God I will find the spigot from which he meters out\ngrace and smash it permanently open\n\n	- @Iinux@twitter.com, 2022-06-12
+> TikTok is out of the question because, "I have a reprehensible\n> visage that does not allow me to use any video-based apps," he\n> said.\n\n	- Dril, 2022-11-23\n	  interview with the Washington Post
+An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, "Good. It's all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home." The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider.\n\n	- @CryptoNature@twitter.com, 2018-27-08